Favorite Quotes, Round 3
Literally every other quote is Gordy
spies4Ralph: I HAVE A ROLE!!!! and i need to be imprisoned not exiled
spies4Gordy: but candy's got a penis!
spies4Singe: no lol i swear she's a chick
spies4Gordy: I think she's a he
spies4Singe: bet you
spies4Singe: what should we bet
spies4Gordy: 10 penalty votes she's a man
spies4Singe: ha i dont need more penatly votes i make em for myself just fine
spies4Singe: bet me something else
spies4Gordy: but we won't find out till the end game so penalty votes are useless
spies4Singe: if you lose you gotta cyber ralph
spies4Gordy: I actually will!
spies4Singe: if im wrong ill cyber Candyman
spies4Singe: aloolol
spies4Gordy: deal!
Zander, in his confessional:
Oh Hannah, poor innocent, sometimes naive but oh so wise Hannah.... I truly hope you're a spy, because if you're not I feel so bad that you just let the spies play you so easily. It's really like committing murder while someone isn't expecting it.
spies4Candy: You still giving your points to Singe?
spies4Summer: I think so
spies4Summer: I don't know if I trust Gordy to use them wisely
spies4Summer: He'll probably do something like "I investigate George Clooney to see if he's gay"
spies4hannah: lloyd was a girl?
spies4Adelaide: lloyd was alot of things
spies4Angelica: I'm going to lay a beatdown on the first Spy that gets uncovered!
spies4Gordy: unless you're a spy
spies4Gordy: kidding, wifey! haha
spies4Angelica: But that would mean I'd be laying the beatdown on myself. And we both know you're the masochist in this relationship.
spies4Gordy: only if it involves chainsaws!
spies4Gordy: the excitement of chainsawing someone is so fun
spies4Angelica: I... um... er... do we own a chainsaw?
spies4Beverly: WTF
spies4Beverly: DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM
spies4Masaki: Mmmm mmmmmmE
spies4Masaki: Splendicious
spies4Beverly: MISTAKI NO
spies4Masaki: Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!
spies4Gordy: Masaki and Kip voting for me = big wtf on Kip's part
spies4Gordy: >_>
spies4Candy: They are JEALOUS
spies4Candy: Because YOU got HOTTEST GUY and they didn't even get a pity vote
spies4Gordy: LMAO
Sorin the Seeker: so how do you like playing a girl
Sorin the Seeker: is it different or nothing really?
spies4Naomi: it's weird when ralph constantly calls me 'babe'
spies4Naomi: but other than that, the female character is VERY strong
spies4Naomi: persuasive
spies4Gordy: oh Angiepoo, I love you so <3
spies4Angelica: Oh no, you're not getting off that easy! Something in this isn't adding up, and I need to know.
spies4Angelica: *SLAP*
spies4Gordy: FOCUS!
spies4hannah: hi beverly
spies4hannah: it is the Pudge
spies4hannah: i wanted to ask ur opinion on someone
spies4hannah: ...
Spies4 Jeremiah: Sam confirmed that the Mystery Prize was the lollerskates pic.
Spies4 Jeremiah: The general retarded photoshop.
Spies4 Jeremiah: I christened it the Lollerskates pic, due to its idiocy.
spies4Gordy: so THAT was the prize? LAME!
Spies4 Jeremiah: Yeah.
spies4Gordy: worst. surprise. ever.
Spies4 Jeremiah: Iunno, Adelaide hit it right on the head with the Metalocalypse reference.
Spies4 Jeremiah: "Come on, Murderface. We got you your favorite present: Disappointment!"
spies4Damon: BRB I've got to fetch my passport out of the lock box
spies4Summer: Passport? Wow and here I thought you meant you were going to go camping or something
spies4Damon: I'm only going to Canada but better safe than sorry
spies4Damon: Although if I were to answer that question in character I'd have to come up with something slightly more exotic. How's Paris? Or Monte Carlo?
(Remember, spies4Singe = Todd)
spies4Gordy: TODDOWNAGE!
spies4Gordy: THE DISCIPLES OF TODD - THE ANNIHILATOR!!!!
spies4Singe: wtf is TODD
spies4Gordy: don't you watch Survivor?
spies4Singe: no lol
spies4Naomi: do you like to bite?
spies4Ralph: sure
spies4Naomi: good...
spies4Naomi: growling?
spies4Ralph: anything u like i like
spies4Naomi: ooo
spies4Singe: BEV
spies4Beverly: SINGE WHAT
spies4Singe: MARRY ME
spies4Singe: AND GIVE ME YOUR INV POINTS ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT
spies4Beverly: PLASTIC SURG IS UR FRIEND
spies4Beverly: THEN WE CAN TALK ABT IT
spies4Gordy: Angelica divorced me...
spies4Gordy: took our dog Cain...
spies4Gordy: took our slave Damon...
spies4Gordy: took our MILF Hannah...
spies4Adelaide: i havent talked to the new damon
spies4Beverly: HES AN ASS
spies4Summer: He's frustrated because he thinks people are taking this game too personally
spies4Beverly: HES THE 1 BEING PERSONAL
spies4Beverly: CALLING ME A MAN FOR SWEARING
spies4Beverly: SAYING IM A TRUCKER
spies4Gordy: You're so smart Emma
spies4Emma: NOoo!! youre smarter!!
spies4Gordy: flattery will get you everywhere Emma
spies4Emma: lol youre cute!!!
spies4Ralph: I AM NOT GOING TO MISS ONE OF U BASTARDS NOT FUCKING ONE
spies4Gordy: not sure. you should ask hannah
spies4Gordy: Hannah MILF <3
spies4Gordy: *slap* FOCUS! >_<
spies4Gordy: I'm focusing!@
How Johan says goodbye:
spies4Johan: OK,. nice talking with you, too, Hannah, I wish you good fortune throughout your day
spies4Gordy: how two men get it on
spies4Summer: Change the subject
spies4Summer: I like poems
spies4Gordy: I wrote one. LEt me find it
spies4Gordy: it was a little gory
spies4Summer: Some poems are.
spies4Gordy: it went something like this
spies4Gordy: a rotten cunthole
spies4Gordy: so dark and deep
spies4Gordy: out which infection drips
spies4Gordy: three lines.
(Was his poem about Candy?)
spies4Gordy: You're the gal with the rotten cunthole so dark and deep that infection drips
spies4Candy: You're probably one of those gays that hates vaginas
spies4Gordy: you're probably a man irl. oh snap
spies4Candy: I'm not but I probably have more balls than you OH SNAP
spies4Adelaide: leon ,summer, candy, cain, jeri are SPIES (that should kickstart some conversation)
spies4Summer: Am not!
Spies4 Jeremiah: What in the hey?
Gordy getting in his 15 minute convos for the challenge:
spies4Gordy: has it been 15 minutes?
spies4Gordy: oops yeah it has haha
spies4Gordy: ownage!
spies4Angelica: Really? They people actually use roles where you WANT to be eliminated?
spies4Naomi: well, I have seen it
spies4Naomi: they think up some crazy stuff
spies4Naomi: like a doctor that accidentally kills his patients
spies4Gordy: Candy
spies4Candy: Gordy
spies4Gordy: Candy Cain
spies4Candy: Angelica's bitch
spies4Gordy: Twatwaffle
spies4Candy: As much as I'd love to give you an infinite number of chances to match wits with me and fail, I must leave soon
spies4Singe: so who should i vote for tonight?
spies4Naomi: general consensus says ralph.
spies4Naomi: gordy says no ralph
spies4Singe: and gordy's reasoning is as bad as J's was
spies4Singe: if i understand correctly
spies4Singe: "he's been mah brothaman since day one"
spies4Gordy: I have a GREAT idea. Let's sing a song, hold hands, and cure cancer.
spies4Summer: Angelica
spies4Summer: Hey
spies4Angelica: Hey, sorry, was getting food.
spies4Summer: Food??? At a time like this???
spies4Angelica: Who would you use the investigation on?
spies4Gordy: ....YOU
spies4Gordy: ...Nah just kidding. ZANDER
spies4Angelica: Zander, really? Why?
spies4Gordy: I'm baffled why he's defending Madison
spies4Angelica: Wait, time out. I'd just like to take this moment to point out the irony that you're pissed at Kip for suspecting you for defending Ralph, then suspect of Zander for defending Madison.
spies4Angelica: And you're all family members!
spies4Angelica: You fools need therapy
(I know Mike will appreciate this one)
spies4Candy: Is he played by like 5 different people?
spies4Beverly: I WONDER LOLL
spies4Candy: There's horny Masaki
spies4Candy: Angry Masaki
spies4Candy: Withdrawn Masaki
spies4Candy: Snarling Masaki
spies4Candy: And some other Masaki
spies4Beverly: BORING MISTAKI
spies4Angelica: " Imprison me, bitch! Then you guys can go fuck yourselves." *gasp* Language, young man!
spies4Gordy: but we're the same age
spies4Angelica: Yes, but everyone knows women are emotionally older than their male counterparts of the same age.
spies4Ralph: VOTE JEREMIAH!!! THAT IS MY URGE
spies4Candy: Gordy you gotta focus for a sec
spies4Gordy:
spies4Gordy: I'm trying to focus but there's a moth in my room lol!
spies4Candy: I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN A MOTH BITCH
spies4Beverly: MOST FISHY PPL TO ME R IN UR GROUP
spies4Summer: Like me right?
spies4Beverly: LOL UA
spies4Beverly: UR A DEF. SPY
spies4Beverly: #1 GIRL
spies4Gordy: Faizah: the sane Diva. That makes her dangerous
spies4Summer: Stop making fun of me
spies4Gordy: but you're so cute
spies4Gordy: the Summer Diet would work for you
spies4Zander: Seriously what do I doooooooo. FUCK SCHISMS
spies4Zander: FUCK THEM HARD AND LONG WITH A CHAINSAW
spies4Angelica: I don't know! I'm trying to salvage something here. I want to slap Beverly, strangle Cain, and beat the hell out of Gordy.
spies4Gordy: spies4Masaki (5:54:33 PM): Stop crying in your corner.
spies4Candy: So did you two have a bitchfest slap it out?
spies4Gordy: yes
spies4Candy: Ohhhhh SMACK!!!!!!
spies4Zander: I'm basically just interested in finding out if summer is really a man
spies4Zander: that's all I want to know haha
spies4Zander: not like, her real identity, just the picture
Sorin the Seeker: lol
Sorin the Seeker: the picture is a woman
spies4Zander: Lies! lol it seriously looks like a crossdresser
spies4Zander: Like Imagine came back
Sorin the Seeker: maybe i should have picked out a different picture lol
(.......)
spies4Gordy: you can lol at Jer, but you CANNOT lol at apples!
Spies4 Jeremiah: CAN, WILL, AND DID.
spies4hannah: well i live in a different time zone which is 7 hours a head
spies4hannah: but i will live
spies4hannah: just means being up in the early hours of the morning
spies4Candy: Wow
spies4Candy: So it's morning for you right now
spies4Candy: Sun and all
spies4hannah: yup
spies4hannah: i have weird sleep patterns
spies4hannah: so its really not such a huge deal for me
spies4hannah: altho it sucks when i am really tired
spies4Candy: What do you do, drink a pot of coffee?
spies4hannah: lol.
spies4Candy: And how do you speak English if you're out in Russia or whatever?
spies4hannah: LOL
spies4hannah: i am actually not from the Northern hemisphere
spies4Candy: Africa??
spies4hannah: good guess. but dont tell anyone or they mite ask me if i have a lion in my back garden
spies4Candy: DO YOU?
spies4hannah: LOL
spies4hannah: no
spies4hannah: but my cat is fat enough to be one
spies4hannah: hehe
spies4Candy: Could you if you wanted to?
spies4hannah: um, no
spies4hannah: definitely not
spies4hannah: generally, like most other places, the wild animals are in the zoo or the wild.
spies4Candy: So you're not in the middle of the serengheti?
spies4hannah: haha. i dont think they have internet there...
spies4hannah: nope i am in civilisation just like u guys
spies4Candy: But ENGLISH?
spies4Candy: How?
spies4hannah: seriously?? English is spoken LOTS of places
spies4hannah: its like a universal language
spies4hannah: mostly
spies4Candy: Well yeah but yours sounds like American English
spies4Candy: You don't use weird slang or punctuation in weird places or butcher phrases
spies4Candy: "icing on the pie"
spies4hannah: LOLLOLOL
(I had to look this up - it means "Where's the bathroom?")
spies4Candy: Var es dee badkamer?
spies4hannah: lol. almost
spies4hannah: Waar is die badkamer
spies4hannah: i am impressed.
spies4Candy: I'm hooked on Afrikaans phonics
spies4Singe: shit i cant believe that all just happened, straight out of a soap opera
spies4Gordy: like Passions on NBC at 2pm?