Post by Ralph on Oct 13, 2007 3:01:34 GMT -5
spies4Ralph (2:22:22 AM) has entered the room.
spies4Gordy (2:22:46 AM) has entered the room.
spies4Gordy (2:23:08 AM): what is this about?
spies4Ralph (2:23:12 AM): we all have the hots for each other so lets jsut do it lol
spies4Ralph (2:23:17 AM): waiting fo rnaomi
spies4Naomi (2:23:40 AM) has entered the room.
spies4Naomi (2:23:46 AM): Oh no...
spies4Gordy (2:24:01 AM): confess Naomi! You're a spy!
spies4Ralph (2:24:04 AM): we all have the hots for each otehr so lets just doit and get it over with
spies4Naomi (2:24:04 AM): Tee Hee!
spies4Naomi (2:24:12 AM): ok ralph...
spies4Naomi (2:24:14 AM): lol
spies4Ralph (2:24:18 AM): lol
spies4Gordy (2:24:21 AM): We got your cornered!
spies4Ralph (2:24:37 AM): and gordy thinks ure a spy but i nly want u to be a spy if its a kinky sex game
spies4Naomi (2:24:48 AM): lmao
spies4Gordy (2:24:52 AM): THE FUCK?!
spies4Ralph (2:24:56 AM): spies 5 sex slaves return
spies4Gordy (2:25:09 AM): omg Ralph you're scaring me
spies4Ralph (2:25:15 AM): lol
spies4Naomi (2:25:28 AM): Where is my margarita? You don't even get a girl drunk first!? Where's the class?!
spies4Ralph (2:25:49 AM): its two thirty in the morning if u havent had anything to drink yet thats ure own fault lol
spies4Ralph (2:26:07 AM): and when ure doing the ralph ps u dont wanna be drunk u want to feel and remember every breathing moment
spies4Ralph (2:26:20 AM): LMAO
spies4Gordy (2:26:36 AM): Ralph, how come you never try to get me drunk?
spies4Naomi (2:26:48 AM): ha ha
spies4Ralph (2:27:03 AM): i get u love drunk off my hump my hump my great big man hump
spies4Gordy (2:27:20 AM): Ralph, you are soooo the bottom
spies4Naomi (2:27:23 AM): Well ralph it still wouldn't hurt to buy me a drink first so I don't feel guilty about it later.
spies4Gordy (2:27:52 AM): but her some apple juice Ralphiepoo
spies4Ralph (2:28:03 AM): *purchases naomi and Gordy a pass for a full twenty four hours worth of liquor* (hoping twenty four hours worth of sex follows)
spies4Gordy (2:28:28 AM): good god, wouldn't you've exhausted the nut mustard?
spies4Ralph (2:28:43 AM): i told u it was big
spies4Naomi (2:28:48 AM): Wow.
spies4Naomi (2:28:52 AM): Just wow.
spies4Ralph (2:28:57 AM): lol
spies4Ralph (2:29:09 AM): i think this will go down as best sex talk in history of spies
spies4Naomi (2:29:35 AM): Hmmm...I think so as well...LMAO
spies4Ralph (2:29:42 AM): lol
spies4Gordy (2:29:44 AM): Ralph, I'm not afraid to tell Naomi I gave you the best blowjob ever
spies4Gordy (2:29:54 AM): Naomi he's gay
spies4Gordy (2:30:09 AM): <--joking, but no one's laughing
spies4Ralph (2:30:15 AM): NOT FUNNY
spies4Gordy (2:30:36 AM): but talking about sex is? haha
spies4Ralph (2:30:42 AM): u better blieve it
spies4Naomi (2:30:52 AM): ha ha
spies4Naomi (2:31:02 AM): only a little uncomfortable now!
spies4Naomi (2:31:05 AM): he he
spies4Ralph (2:31:15 AM): well drin k a little more u will start to feel comfortable
spies4Naomi (2:31:19 AM): true
spies4Gordy (2:31:46 AM): run, Naomi. As fast as you can...
spies4Ralph (2:31:59 AM): towards me
spies4Naomi (2:32:07 AM): But what if I trip and fall?
spies4Gordy (2:32:16 AM): I'll leave you to the bears
spies4Ralph (2:32:20 AM): ill catch u
spies4Gordy (2:32:26 AM): Ralph = bear
spies4Ralph (2:32:32 AM): and this bear is HUNGRY
spies4Gordy (2:32:38 AM): RUUUUUUUN
spies4Naomi (2:32:40 AM): ralph do you have a lot of body hair?
spies4Naomi (2:32:45 AM): is that why gordy calls you a bear?
spies4Gordy (2:33:00 AM): only I'd know haha
spies4Naomi (2:33:10 AM): ah ha!
spies4Naomi (2:33:12 AM): lol
spies4Ralph (2:33:19 AM): lol no im a naked bear
spies4Ralph (2:33:47 AM): and ure my pot of honey
spies4Naomi (2:33:49 AM): which is so much different from a real bear
spies4Naomi (2:33:52 AM): ...
spies4Naomi (2:33:55 AM): wow
spies4Naomi (2:34:08 AM): that actually wasn't the worst I've heard
spies4Ralph (2:34:31 AM): so its time to strip u down from inside out (is that the worst uve heard)
spies4Naomi (2:34:49 AM): yes
spies4Naomi (2:34:55 AM):
spies4Ralph (2:35:11 AM): just had to be that in ure life also
spies4Naomi (2:35:34 AM): that's so sweet of you
spies4Ralph (2:35:49 AM): anything for u baby
spies4Naomi (2:35:59 AM): he he
spies4Ralph (2:36:35 AM): wow it is 230 in the morning
spies4Gordy (2:36:38 AM): what about me? oh wait Angelica's not here
spies4Naomi (2:37:08 AM): the later the better...
spies4Gordy (2:37:18 AM): oh snap. in my face
spies4Ralph (2:37:22 AM): oooooooo........i got the urge gor not sleep
spies4Ralph (2:37:27 AM): for
spies4Naomi (2:37:44 AM): Ralph you know what's really sexy?
spies4Ralph (2:38:14 AM): ?
spies4Naomi (2:38:18 AM): Monopoly
spies4Naomi (2:38:27 AM): would you like to play with me?
spies4Naomi (2:38:40 AM): LMAO
spies4Ralph (2:38:57 AM): u bet ure bottom i would
spies4Ralph (2:39:02 AM): can i play naked?
spies4Gordy (2:39:11 AM): Monopoly isn't meant to be orgasmic!
spies4Ralph (2:39:32 AM): i like to play with the thimble!!!!!
spies4Gordy (2:40:09 AM): omg Ralph you're more insane than Naomi is
spies4Naomi (2:40:34 AM): haha
spies4Naomi (2:40:57 AM): wow I never thought I'd let go of so much playing this game
spies4Naomi (2:41:15 AM): you two better not be spies or I'll feel violated...
spies4Ralph (2:41:16 AM): this conversation is one that i eneded
spies4Naomi (2:41:37 AM): Ralph I'm the only one anyone needs
spies4Naomi (2:41:42 AM): he he
spies4Ralph (2:41:52 AM): i better equal anyone and everyone
spies4Naomi (2:41:54 AM): I'm crazy tonight...
spies4Ralph (2:42:09 AM): im crazy everynight ask gordy
spies4Gordy (2:42:24 AM): Naomi I thought we agreed Damon was the spy
spies4Naomi (2:42:26 AM): I have to work tomorrow too
spies4Naomi (2:42:28 AM): ha ha
spies4Ralph (2:42:33 AM): i have to work tomorow night
spies4Naomi (2:42:38 AM): lucky!
spies4Naomi (2:42:55 AM): I don't want to get up tomorrow
spies4Ralph (2:42:59 AM): i work during imprisonment
spies4Naomi (2:43:06 AM): ralph can I spend the night at your house?
spies4Naomi (2:43:35 AM): I'll surprise you!
spies4Ralph (2:44:09 AM): o u bet u can
spies4Naomi (2:44:20 AM): ha ha
spies4Naomi (2:44:26 AM): I'll pack my things
spies4Ralph (2:44:31 AM): ill get the car
spies4Gordy (2:44:33 AM): but Martha's room is empty
spies4Naomi (2:44:33 AM): oh hell, what would I need?
spies4Naomi (2:44:39 AM): hush gordy
spies4Naomi (2:44:42 AM):
spies4Gordy (2:45:00 AM): Martha left behind her stach of black dildos Ralph.
spies4Ralph (2:45:04 AM): u need nothing just youre hot body
spies4Ralph (2:45:43 AM): ummmmm....ill......pass....i have something much more fun 20x bigger.....and 100percent real
spies4Naomi (2:46:13 AM): how would you know unless you've seen the dildos?
spies4Naomi (2:46:18 AM): LOL
spies4Ralph (2:46:35 AM): lets just say old martha tried to get a little bit of young ralphs ass
spies4Naomi (2:46:57 AM): and apparently succeeded...
spies4Ralph (2:47:03 AM): lol
spies4Gordy (2:47:13 AM): Martha had a dick. I cna't get that mental picture out of ym head ><
spies4Ralph (2:47:22 AM): shhh thats suppose to be mine and marthas dirty little secret
spies4Gordy (2:47:33 AM): Martha admitted to playing this game before
spies4Naomi (2:47:55 AM): eww
spies4Gordy (2:48:01 AM): I'm surprised she didn't actually play, you know, better
spies4Gordy (2:48:12 AM): if she had past experience
spies4Naomi (2:48:27 AM): I've never played before...
spies4Naomi (2:48:34 AM): only mafia
spies4Gordy (2:48:47 AM): Martha's played in the first three spies games
spies4Ralph (2:48:49 AM): this convo is suppose to be 0 percent game and 100percent sex!!!!!
spies4Gordy (2:49:09 AM): sex is overrated compared to catching spies Ralphinator
spies4Ralph (2:49:35 AM): yeah but u gotta take a break sometime
spies4Naomi (2:49:44 AM): Ralph, if you catch a spy, I can guarantee a huge percentage of sex for you.
spies4Ralph (2:50:19 AM): but i suck at spy cathcing and u dont u suck at other things(like me) so lets put teh two together
spies4Naomi (2:50:49 AM): No. Not until you catch a spy.
spies4Naomi (2:50:55 AM): do you even have suspects?
spies4Ralph (2:51:02 AM): i do
spies4Naomi (2:51:37 AM): Who? Lloyd? that one doesn't count. Try again.
spies4Ralph (2:52:05 AM): Kip is one and Madison is one i think they give there input and leave they dont play game and try to float by while still being active
spies4Ralph (2:52:12 AM): honestly i dont suspect lloyd
spies4Ralph (2:52:20 AM): i also think fai could be spy
spies4Ralph (2:52:59 AM): and i still think bev is playing a very good game that could be spyish......
spies4Naomi (2:53:09 AM): well then get with lloyd about madison, and if she's a spy then I'll fufill your dirty fantasies.
spies4Naomi (2:53:13 AM): beverly?
spies4Naomi (2:53:16 AM): yeah
spies4Naomi (2:53:28 AM): but I think she's too entrenched now to do anything about it
spies4Naomi (2:53:36 AM): we'll never have a majority
spies4Ralph (2:53:45 AM): which is why i think she is a greaet spy
spies4Ralph (2:54:04 AM): shell never get imprisoned and never be exiled
spies4Ralph (2:54:38 AM): see i can talk other things besides sex
spies4Naomi (2:54:49 AM): But you can't think about anything else
spies4Naomi (2:54:53 AM):
spies4Ralph (2:55:00 AM): ok u caught me
spies4Naomi (2:55:06 AM): ha ha
spies4Gordy (2:55:46 AM): Lloyd already is targeting Madison
spies4Naomi (2:55:57 AM): I know
spies4Naomi (2:56:08 AM): it makes sense
spies4Naomi (2:56:13 AM): and I can support it
spies4Gordy (2:56:18 AM): Faizah would be a good suspect because she's the only sane Diva
spies4Naomi (2:56:25 AM): true
spies4Naomi (2:56:42 AM): but she's also putting off a very citizen vibe
spies4Ralph (2:56:51 AM): is it a cover?
spies4Gordy (2:56:54 AM): she said she was recruited off Facebook
spies4Naomi (2:56:55 AM): idk
spies4Naomi (2:56:58 AM): LMAO
spies4Naomi (2:56:59 AM): wow
spies4Gordy (2:57:03 AM): by Sam
spies4Naomi (2:57:11 AM): "I want to fuck you like an animal..."
spies4Ralph (2:57:12 AM): bev also said she was asked to paly
spies4Gordy (2:57:18 AM):
spies4Naomi (2:57:21 AM): "I want to feel you from the inside..."
spies4Gordy (2:57:26 AM): hahaha!
spies4Ralph (2:57:27 AM): ok let me lay down
spies4Naomi (2:57:36 AM): I was singing you perv!
spies4Ralph (2:57:45 AM): o sowwy
spies4Naomi (2:57:48 AM): ha ha
spies4Gordy (2:57:49 AM): I so want to get Angelica in bed so we can do our thing, ya know.
spies4Gordy (2:57:54 AM): Monopoly!
spies4Naomi (2:57:59 AM): hell yeah!
spies4Ralph (2:58:00 AM): L MAO
spies4Naomi (2:58:06 AM): group monopoly!
spies4Gordy (2:58:11 AM): LOL
spies4Naomi (2:58:12 AM): all night long!
spies4Ralph (2:58:18 AM): IM ThE THIMBLE!!!!!!!
spies4Naomi (2:58:29 AM): I'm the doggie!
spies4Ralph (2:58:40 AM): youre doggie can come in my thimble!!!!
spies4Naomi (2:58:44 AM): Don't you say a word ralph
spies4Naomi (2:58:47 AM): too late
spies4Ralph (2:58:52 AM): lol
spies4Naomi (2:58:53 AM): ...
spies4Ralph (2:59:05 AM): and we can do it doggy style
spies4Ralph (2:59:08 AM): had to ass
spies4Ralph (2:59:11 AM): i mean add
spies4Ralph (2:59:35 AM): alright guys im getting delirious i need to post this convo so sam can get horney then i need to go to sleep
spies4Naomi (2:59:59 AM): lol
spies4Gordy (3:00:02 AM): night you sexaholics
spies4Naomi (3:00:08 AM): goodnight