Masaki
Masaki
One Sexy Spy
Posts: 409
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Post by Masaki on Oct 25, 2007 20:19:54 GMT -5
Dear Abby,
As my long lost aunt, I beg you for a spare moment as you help me through a struggle of mine. Perhaps a honeycake attached to the response would aid me as I think this through. Thanks, you're the best.
My problem stems from a recent discovery that the Harvard graduate Angelica is indeed one of the Spies. I should've known! Those glasses had scum written all over them. Bloody nerd. But she attempted to trick us Citizens into thinking she had uncovered two Spies. However, she was proven a liar shortly after, and began to work on her plan B. See, she now claims she only uncovered one Spy, using something she claims is her team's perk against the more numerous "Traditionalist" Spies.
The problem is I do not know whether or not to believe her! She claims Naomi, the telemarketer, is a Spy! That's crazy! Should I believe her? What's she trying to make us do? Should I just ignore her? I don't know. It seems like an attempt to sow chaos, but at the same time, she should want the Traditionalists smashed into the ground. Please, aunt Addy, please aid me. I need an answer to this! And a honeycake, please.
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Post by Judge Sam on Oct 25, 2007 20:25:00 GMT -5
Dear Abby,
It seems like I only come in contact with the same people over and over. Some people I never see on AIM, even though I sign on different times during the day. I never see Leon, Madison, Damon, Cain, or Kip. People I talk to sometimes accuse them of being spies, but as I don't really know them, I can't judge. I wish I could talk to them more. What should I do? Should I trust the people who say they suspect them, seeing as I have little else to go on? Or should I remain in my innocent until proven guilty in my eyes theory?
Yours, Judging Wonderer
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Masaki
Masaki
One Sexy Spy
Posts: 409
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Post by Masaki on Oct 25, 2007 20:28:52 GMT -5
Dear Judging Wonderer,
it is nice to hear from you!!!! my those rosy cheeks of yours, i sure do miss them! a problem, you say?? well, my friend, i believe you know what to do. You must try other means. if you bind yourself to this AIM you speak of, then you shall never see them all. I, for one, have heard many complaints of this one you call Damon never appearing on this device you call AIM. try other methods, such as sending him a mail as you have to me. if you wish to hear the list of suspects from one of those people you have listed, you must make an effort. do not blindly follow the advice of others; see for yourself, and then you must decide.
Sincerely,
The Loving Aunt Abby
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Summer
Summer
Cold Catcher (achoo!)
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Post by Summer on Dec 16, 2007 1:31:54 GMT -5
I can't believe these were both by Masaki. I knew the same person wrote them, but I thought the "Aunt Addy" and "honeycake" references had to be from a non-American who only had a vague idea of who Dear Abby was. So I thought Hannah, with her weird time zone, had written them. Totally had me fooled.
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