Dear Abby...

[Angelica]

I don't know why I'm bothering with this.


Ummmm...


Dear Abby,

I'm worried about a friend of mine. His thoughts are all over the board, he refuses to take anything seriously, and he's a bit of a sexual deviant. What can I do to make him a more upstanding Citizen?

- Concerned

[Judge Sam]

Dr. Abby,

I am having a horrible dilema! Some of these people have such a personality that resembles that of a deaf and blind beetle. And I don't know if it is a cover, for they are a spy or what! One of these "beetles" is named Leon. I just can't seem to get a meaningful, interesting conversation out of him! Abby please help me! How do I address Leon?

Thanks!

xxxxxxx

[Angelica]

xxxxxxx,

I believe I have actually met this 'Leon' you speak of. You see, Leon is a cover when in fact he actually IS a deaf and blind beetle. I find the best way to deal with beetles is to squish them with your shoe. It'll be easy, since he's deaf and blind he won't know it's coming.

Sincerely Yours,
Abby