Episode Nine - Confessionals

[Candy]

Episode nine. Wow.

I am really glad Gordy's back. Choosing him was the right move. I'm glad Johan let me choose.

I finally told someone my Fatemaker secret. I told Gordy the confirmed citizen. It was nice to tell someone but I did it because I'm sick of people like Masaki and Bunni saying that my exile V immunity had to be an Orthodoxy spy advantage. I kept some pieces of information quiet like who was role blocked and that I actually was the person to imprison Lise. The spies know but the citizens don't have to know.

Gordy says that Singe claims he is the bodyguard and we're trying to figure out if Singe is lying or not. I think he is because he said he saved Jeremiah in episode 1 and hello there was no one to save in episode 1. What if he had chosen Sherri? Sherri was a predetermined imprisonment.

I don't like that I have to spend so much time defending myself and not enough time kicking spy butt.

[Candy]

For the record I PMed Damon and Bunni and Kip and Singe about interviews. I told Bunni and Damon to PM me their questions since I never see them on AIM and I told Kip and Singe to tell me if I needed to PM them my questions.

[Candy]

LL heavily suspects Singe and Johan tells me tonight he told Singe about his role.

Gordy contacted Kip for me and made him promise that he would citizen-role investigate who he tells him to. We're going to tell him to citizen-role investigate Singe.

There are 2 things that could stop me from voting Singe:
- If I was imprisoned
- If Singe comes up positive as a citizen with a role

Otherwise bye Singe.

[Candy]

Singe came up positive with a role. I'm devastated! It means I can't suspect Singe without suspecting Kip as well and it means that if I ever make a push to get Singe out I'm going to be flattened. I really want to have Gordy post something for me outting Singe's role but Gordy wouldn't do that. He believes Singe.

I don't believe Singe! I think Singe is a BIG FAT SPY. I think this was a very well-concocted plot and the timing is too good.

On the other hand it also means I'll never be exiled because all I have to do is whip out the key

I really hate Singe right now. He betrayed Johan and set me up and he's been so rude on top of all of that. Johan after the game when you read this if I had anything to do with your imprisonment I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry. I'm so unbelievably sorry. I never wanted you to be imprisoned. I am so upset that you aren't here and I feel so guilty because it might have been my fault.

Zander brought me down a lot last night. He signed on drunk (or maybe he pretended like I did ...) and he came across as so sad and dejected and OK pathetic and it got to me. The part that really got to me was when he was talking about Masaki ...

I really love Gordy right now. He's been such a comfort to me. I'm sorry I was mean to him in past confessionals. We've grown relatively close in the last few days and I'm really sad he's leaving tonight. Thanks for the last few days Gordy. We had fun and I love ya!! <3

There's a lot of reasons to be sad right now but I can't give in to that. I have to be strong and I have to get it together and be calm and collected and blindside Mistaki. So I'm going to go out there and give 110% and get a spy out tonight.

[Candy]

I am typing my post up now so I can copy and paste it later today:

Read this post carefully because it will determine the outcome of the game.

Enough with the "Let's exile Candy" line. I'm the Fatemaker, bitches. I'm working hard to get spies out and all of this crap is distracting.

Maybe this will help clear some things up:

4:
Whose identity do you want revealed to the fatemaker?
Traditionalists: Choose Candy
Orthodoxy: Choose Bev
I chose Bev (duh)

I PMed the result of my investigation to 2 people. I told them not to come forward because I didn't want the spies to know who I trusted. I lied though! The real reason is because they would come forward and say "Yeah Candy told me in episode 4, not episode 3" and that would expose my role to the spies.

I very strongly suspect those who:
1) Doubted where my investigation came from
2) Theorized I was the fatemaker
3) Said I had to be lying about my mystery prize
4) Tried to get me to name the 2 people I PMed

because the spies wanted that info to hunt me down.

So why am I revealing this now?

First, I messed up with Gordy. I forgot the spies would watch and see who got close with him because it would reveal the fatemaker. He did an amazing job and passed on a ton of info to me but I messed up by not hiding our relationship better. So I've really already exposed myself.

Second, we're exiling Kip on Saturday at exile IX-2 and everyone needs to know why.

9:
Who do you want to be able to ask Sam "Does ____ have a citizen role?"
(The person the fatemaker selects can fill in the blank with any name they want)
Traditionalist: Choose Bunni
Orthodoxy: Choose Kip

I chose Kip and told Gordy to tell him to investigate someone who told Gordy they had a role. Kip promised to investigate this person. I know the key to Kip's code. I know the role claim details. Kip says his result was "Yes (______ has a citizen role)" and told Gordy to PM some stuff to the fatemaker.

Three things here stink like rotten fish

1) The role description, including the name, sounds like complete bullshit to me and I don't believe it for 1 second.

2) The Traditionalists wanted me to give Bunni, an immune player, the investigation result. Makes no sense to me because why would you want this immune player to have a confirmed citizen to work with? Smells like a trap.

3) The role was claimed the same episode as the spies were told there would be a role investigation. It's a very clever trap to label a spy as a confirmed citizen IF a spy is investigated AND a spy gets the results. Like what Jessica and Bebe did in spies 3.




So I'm asking/telling everyone to vote to exile Kip.

If Kip's a spy, we can reasonably guess the whole thing was a setup to protect the "confirmed citizen" and reveal the fatemaker and we catch spy #2. Kickass!

If Kip's a citizen, OH WELL! I'll know he was telling the truth about his investigation and I get a confirmed citizen who has claimed imprisonment immunity powers to plot and scheme with. Kickass!


Did I mention that I get imprisonment immunity for winning the Mini-Mole game? Thanks guys. Defeating you all was too easy. I'll be here for exile X to oust our "confirmed citizen" if Kip turns out to be a spy. And if our "confirmed citizen" really does have immunity powers (HA!) expect me to be here for exile XI as well.

KISSES BEV!!! If it wasn't for your exile immunity I wouldn't be here now.

Other shoutouts: Johan: I did not betray you. Madison and Abrams: Thanks for trusting me. Martha: Keep cheering me on from the LL. Gordy: <3 <3 <3 x 1000

[Candy]

Singe is asking for it. His posts in the burg say "Come over here and beat the crap out of me Candy because I need it!" Once Kip comes up as a spy he's going down.

[Candy]

spies4Candy: You think I'm a spy
spies4Candy: No one's tried harder than me to kick spy ass
spies4Candy: I kicked ass in the group challenge
spies4Singe: you havent thought ANY of this through
spies4Candy: I kicked ass in the mole game
spies4Candy: I'm an ass kicker
spies4Candy: And you are begging me to kick your ass

[Candy]

Anything can happen this exile. So far I know that Mistaki, Leon, Faizah and me are voting for Kip. I know MAGIC BOY, Damon and Kip are voting Mistaki. I know Singe refuses to vote Kip and that really makes me suspect him. I know Bunni refuses to vote Kip. I want to know why there is so much resistance.

- Spies don't want me to know a confirmed citizen
- Spies don't want me to out one of their own followed up by Singe next

Kip has been a double or triple agent this whole time. My nickname for him has been Agent Shades. I'm quietly letting Kip gather votes for Mistaki though. First I know that there are a lot of people (Singe, MAGIC BOY, Bunni, Damon, Kip) who don't want to vote for Kip and I need to make sure the alternate votes go in the direction of someone I want (not Summer or Pudgette or MAGIC BOY). Next, Singe sent me a bunch of convos they had and either they spent a long time this morning doctoring them or I'm ignoring a big piece of evidence right in front of my nose that says Singe and Kip aren't working together.

I still really really really really really really really suspect Singe. He has to be a spy. I can't work with him because I just know he's a spy. So I will try to drop hints that he's the role holder and see if the spies take care of him for me via imprisonment.

[Candy]

I love the little moments that make me laugh and have nothing to do with the game.

Mistaki fell out of his chair last night and hurt his arm. Dork.

spies4Candy: Martha-Man
spies4Masaki: She has a dingaling
spies4Candy: OK you can stop that right now
spies4Masaki: Mrs. Doubtfire
spies4Candy: I am not joining in
spies4Masaki: haha
spies4Masaki: You know you love it
spies4Masaki: ;-)
spies4Candy: Yeah you're a guy
spies4Masaki: You're a tomboy!
spies4Candy: I love shoes
spies4Masaki: haha
spies4Masaki: lossssser ;-)
spies4Candy: Someday you might marry a "losssssser"
spies4Masaki: yeah right
spies4Candy: If you ever stop falling out of chairs
spies4Masaki:
spies4Candy: HAHA
spies4Masaki: I coulda broken my arm
spies4Masaki: and not been able to play
spies4Masaki:
spies4Candy: Then how would you type?
spies4Candy: You'd have to put a pencil in your mouth
spies4Masaki: haha
spies4Candy: You have a girlfriend?
spies4Masaki: not now, no
spies4Candy: Then you don't need that arm
spies4Masaki: haha bitch

[Candy]

I've worked hard to make sure exiles are win-win for me.

Cain v Mistaki (exile 7)
Leon v Mistaki (exile 9.1)
Kip v Mistaki (exile 9.2)

I wanted to make sure that if Kip didn't get exiled that I won anyway. So I set Kip up to go after Mistaki.

Right before exile 9 part 2 (not the revote):

spies4Candy: Convince Leon to vote for Mistaki.
spies4kip: reassons?
spies4Candy: You need his vote.
spies4kip: i kno
spies4Candy: And he's on now.
spies4kip: ill try
spies4kip: summer hannah fai all voting me?
spies4Candy: Haven't talked to Hannah or Summer.
spies4kip: okk
spies4kip: zander - me?
spies4Candy: Mistaki.
spies4kip: really? wow

That's why Leon switched to Mistaki. Because I told Kip to make it happen. And that's why there was a tie. I was bipolar about the whole ordeal. Kip on my trusted list but Singe is a liar. So I made it work out in my favor.


Also I KNEW Mistaki was a spy. I called it. The whole vote for Naomi over Bev thing was WEIRD. The whole "he knew too much about the Fatemaker" thing was WEIRD. I just can't believe he was stupid enough to not imprison me though.

Also I had all 4 Traditionalist spies in the first schism like I planned. Holla! They just weren't the 4 I thought they were.

[Candy]

I want to post this PM I got from Johan just to show how crazy things were at the time and how much we trusted each other and why you should never tell anyone your role ever:


CANDY! I HAVE MESSED UP HUGELY! I mean to send you message about Singe as I would like to warn you of what I am doing with him. I make the subject "Singe" and the message to "Candy"
And yet I REVERSED SUBJECT AND MESSAGE. So Singe received the following message:

I have taken care of Singe situation for now as far as us being imprisoned goes. I tell him I would very much like to share "all" information I have with him and work together to find spies. I then select certain messages which I do not find harmful for him to see as they reflect suspicions he has already stated or obvious things, and ask him for his opinions. He takes the bait most perfectly and I think will not imprison either of us if he is spy. And in the mean time it gives us many more chances to see Singe in action and gather evidence, one way or the other.
He says he wishes to talk to you however of my role, so I must tell you what I have told him now as he does not know my entire role and things could get slippery if he hears the wrong things:

- I tell him I get messages from the dead. I do not use the name Priest or any name at all for safety reasons. If he makes claim of role he will have to come up with his own name for it.

- I tell him I only trust you because of the messages the spies send my trying to incriminate you, but that I still suspect you a little bit and am wary of you. This is to protect you more as he will not see you as "confirmed" to me, someone with a role.

- I tell him nothing of resurrecting Gordy, as this could be seen as threat to him.

- I tell him nothing of anything you or Gordy has spoken to me, so he does not know Hannah is not a Trad, nor does he know that Zander has an idea that I had a "gift" to bring back Gordy. This would be bad as he would see that I did not tell whole truth of my role to him.

- I tell him biggest suspects are Damon and Zander. This I think he wanted to hear, so I gave it to him


I am not sure what this will bring us in terms of evidence, but I DO think that we both will last the imprisonment for at least today (Unless Zander goes after us, no?), and that much I am thankful for









If Singe is spy, I am fucked. You will be able to exile him afterwords though. I am terribly sorry. This is horrendous and a careless mistake. I cannot live this down and will remain in shame for the rest of the game. I give you my humblest apologies in that I might have placed your own life in danger, but at the least if Singe is Trad spy you will be rid of him, and I will cheer you on from the Loser's Lounge.