Episode Eleven - Confessionals

[Candy]

I just PMed this to Hannah. Let's see if it works. I doubt it will though.



Hannah

So the bad news is you're probably going to be exiled because pretty much everyone except KING SINGE thinks you're the last spy. The good news is if you are the last spy you get to determine who wins and who loses the game.

So I have a personal request. I would hate to see Damon win this game because it would tell future players that being an inactive jackass is a good strategy. If I was a spy I'd hate to lose to him. It would be embarassing. If you're going to lose at least lose to the best. So I'm asking you to please consider imprisoning Damon and not let him take any credit for a win he doesn't deserve.

You've done a good job and you're the last spy standing (probably). That's something to be proud of. Good luck on Wednesday.

Candy

[Candy]

SINGE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.

He's NOT protecting me this episode.

Now I'm going to get imprisoned and the fatemaking choice won't go through.

Singe you self-preservationist MORON thanks a whole fucking lot.

"I didn't protect anyone. Again. I'm counting on the last Spy being intimidated by the risk of hitting a protected target and not going for either you or me."

There is no risk! If they don't get their first choice they get their second! And if the second is protected they get their third! That's the only way this system would make sense.

AND HE LEFT ME OPEN

I told Faizah that Singe couldn't self-protect before she was exiled. I hope she told the last spy and I hope Singe is imprisoned. He deserves it.

[Candy]

I should probably document what I've been sending him.

Singe: Well, the Spy knows you're lying about your FM choice. We'll see who bites.

Me: I'm not lying. That's really the question and those were really my choices. If I say I'm choosing Leon I wonder if Leon will be imprisoned. Doubt it. But I could say I'm choosing Damon. WIFOM - HAHA. Are you still protecting me and Summer? I know you said you couldn't protect MAGIC BOY.

Singe: I didn't protect anyone. Again. I'm counting on the last Spy being intimidated by the risk of hitting a protected target and not going for either you or me.

Me: Horrible choice. You need to protect me and my fatemaking choice or it won't go through. DUH.

Me (realizing what he's done): You are such an idiot. This was our ONE CHANCE to find out what Adelaide's dream really was and now I'm going to get imprisoned to prevent it from going through. You stupid fuck.

Singe: If I'd known you had an awesome FM choice I'd have protected you. My deadline was 9PM last night and I had no such info.

Me: I didn't get my question until this morning AND you admitted yourself that my role was important enough to protect me even if you didn't know the question.

We discussed this so many times.

YOU BLEW IT. YOU FUCKED UP.

Me again: You're pathetic. You blew it. My role > your role and you suck. Have fun exiling Leon and then getting imprisoned because you were WRONG.

Singe: And you're an insufferable jackass. We'll see what happens.

Me: I may be an insufferable jackass

BUT

I am right

AND

You fucked up BIG TIME

When Johan messed up with his PM he felt SO BAD

And I was like "Johan you did your best, it was a mistake, we'll deal with it" because I knew he already felt horrible enough on his own.

You fucked up your choice this round

AND I HOPE YOU FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT IT

BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT

[Candy]

Yawn I wonder if these are the horrible social skills everyone's referring to. I can't help it. I get in character and it all comes out.

There's no way I'm like this in real life though or else I'd never make it far in survivor games. I don't have to be subtle and crafty in spies because it's a game of right and wrong.

[Candy]

HOLY @#$(%

Singe was imprisoned!

I'm still here!

Yesssssssssssss. Time to kick ass, get Hannah out, win the game.

I'm PUMPED!

[Candy]

In hindsight I regret that I was mean. King Singe's probably pissed he was imprisoned and he didn't ask for it. He also had good observations and contributed a lot. But on the other hand he was willing to sacrifice me for his safety. I was prepared to go to the LL tonight - I knew it was coming when I outted myself as the Fatemaker, I knew episode XI was where I would meet my end - so I'm very surprised I'm not there now.

One of two things:

Either the last spy is Beetle or Damon and they let me stay around so they could peek into confessionals - but who even cares? What would they find out that they don't already know? Everyone who needs to be outted is outted. What, did they hope Gordy knew more stuff?

Or the last spy is someone else like Hannah who imprisoned King Singe to make us think Leon's the last spy and kept me around because they wanted me, not King Singe, to get credit for the win. I can totally see Faizah and Hannah talking about this and agreeing King Singe was too arrogant to win. In King Singe's words (to me) maybe the last spy wasn't "100% sure that behavior should be rewarded."

All I can do is talk to Leon about the citizen confessionals and vote for Hannah and hope for the best.

[Candy]

I enjoyed my answers to the exile XI questions.

I can't believe Hannah wasn't a spy.

Game over for Candy!