Sorry Gordy

[Lloyd]

I got Cain too

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spies4Lloyd: C'mon Cain, lets cyber, Gordy doesn't have to know.
spies4Cain: Fine, but if you post this, I will hate you forever.
spies4Lloyd: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
spies4Lloyd: Are you willing?
spies4Cain: What do you need me to do?
spies4Lloyd: I need you talk like a pirate.
spies4Cain:
spies4Lloyd: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
spies4Lloyd: ok?
spies4Lloyd: Hello?
spies4Cain: You can't be serious
spies4Lloyd: Oh yes I am!
spies4Lloyd: It's my fantasy.
spies4Cain: this is retarded
spies4Lloyd: Do you want it or not?
spies4Cain: Yes I want it.
spies4Lloyd: Then you'll do it for me?
spies4Cain: sure
spies4Lloyd: Ok. Here we go.
spies4Lloyd: I gently remove your pants and being to massage your thighs.
spies4Lloyd: You get really horny thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
spies4Lloyd: I softly begin to tounge your wet head.
spies4Lloyd: I run my tounge up and down your smooth shaft.
spies4Cain: mmmm yeah
spies4Lloyd: uh oh ...going limp.
spies4Cain: Har
spies4Lloyd: You gotta do better than that!
spies4Lloyd: Your picture was really bad.
spies4Cain: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
spies4Lloyd: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your cock get more sticky with every stroke.
spies4Lloyd: I softly suck on your foreskin bringing it in and out of my mouth.
spies4Lloyd: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
spies4Lloyd: I begin to feel empowered by your masculinity.
spies4Cain: mmmmmm you are good
spies4Lloyd: I feel your ass clinch as I fuck harder
spies4Lloyd: going limp
spies4Cain: HARRRRRRR
spies4Lloyd: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
spies4Lloyd: You begin to sway back and forth.
spies4Lloyd: going limp
spies4Cain: this is stupid
spies4Lloyd: ...still limp
spies4Lloyd: Do it!
spies4Cain: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
spies4Lloyd: I pull it out and lick your asshole.
spies4Lloyd: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
spies4Lloyd: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
spies4Cain: WTF?!?!?
spies4Lloyd: They stink really bad.
spies4Cain: OMG STOP!!!
spies4Lloyd: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
spies4Lloyd: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
spies4Lloyd: I ram it up your ass.
spies4Cain: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
spies4Lloyd: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
spies4Lloyd: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
spies4Lloyd: I kick you in the face!
spies4Cain: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
spies4Lloyd: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
spies4Lloyd: Your parrot flys away.
spies4Lloyd: ...going limp again.
spies4Lloyd: Hello?
spies4Lloyd: Say it!
spies4Cain: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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[Martha]

OMFG LLOYD YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCKER! DELETE THAT POST!!!

[Candy]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[Sherri]

Too graphic for Deanna...

[Cain]

ummm? this never happened

[Gordy]

I hope the goatse gods rain their fury down upon you cunt.

[Martha]

GORDY, GET ON AIM! We're trying to play Mafia here!

[Lloyd]

gordy said:

I hope the goatse gods rain their fury down upon you cunt.

Not gonna happen as long I am under the protection of the divine tubgirl.

[Cain]

Wow lol

I haven't heard goatse or tubgirl in a good 4 years.

[Martha]

"Catch!"

[Lloyd]

Wild Cain was caught!

Give it a nickname?

Glitterbitch was send to Bebe(lol)'s PC

[Singe]

XD

[Gordy]

;_;

[Candy]

Lloyd, this is still awesome. Good work.

[Kip]

I wanted to rip my eyes out at the start, but the ending made up for it.

[Kate (Damon)]

bash.org FTW

Good try.

[Candy]

Wrong thread.