Gordy
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 1:06:44 GMT -5
Good news for those of you who remember the best Survivor who never was, Tracie Kelley! As you all may have heard, WWE diva Ashley Massaro is appearing on Survivor: China. What you may not know is that Ashley and Tracie have not only met, they've shared bikinis! Thus, the magestic power of Tracie was passed on to Ashley through their life source, their exquisite breasts. Tracie may have been robbed of a spot in Cook Islands because of a bunch of filthy minorities, but she is playing in spirit this time!  TRACIEOWNAGE!!!! |
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 12:10:26 GMT -5
Jesus fucking moses christ you guys are boring.  |
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 18:56:13 GMT -5
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 18:56:58 GMT -5
 TRACIEOWNAGE! |
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Gordy
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 18:57:22 GMT -5
ruh roh =o
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 18:58:36 GMT -5
Zander is laffotastic!
Ralph is plol.
Madison is colorful.
I'm OFFENDED!Tears?
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Post by Gordy on Oct 15, 2007 22:22:06 GMT -5
The disciples of Madison! The ANNIHILATOR!!!!
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 2:00:31 GMT -5
Madison lives to see another day!  |
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 14:58:59 GMT -5
MADDIEOWNAGE!!!!! MADDIEOWNAGE!!!! MADDIEOWNAGE!!!!!!!
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:11:41 GMT -5
Can someone PLEASE lock this thread!  I hope whoever started it gets kicked in the nuts until he bleeds to death... |
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:12:39 GMT -5
i call dibs on the damaged nuts!!
<3 GhostieAmber!
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Gordy
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:20:07 GMT -5
why do people die just because it is 95 degrees or whatever
I don't get it
"Sacre blue eet ees 95 degrees, my sorbet is le melted. Thump."
good riddance
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:20:23 GMT -5
Maybe the increased BO factor kills them?
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:20:51 GMT -5
Thus we have French Fries
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:21:07 GMT -5
Well it's official. The French are too stupid to come in from the heat.
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:21:32 GMT -5
Don't they have ac?
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:21:52 GMT -5
You see, this is because the french are pussies. They are too busy getting drunk instead of, oh, HAVING A GLASS OF WATER!!
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:22:23 GMT -5
It's because they don't have any white handkerchiefs left to mop their brows with, having used said hankies for surrendering purposes in the past.
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Post by Gordy on Oct 16, 2007 15:29:54 GMT -5
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Post by Gordy on Oct 19, 2007 2:30:27 GMT -5
And thus, Maddy's Men imploded.
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"All I have to say is... GO FUCK FUGLY ASS SELF GOODNIGHT 
