Singe's Government File

[Cain]

Please post all evidence about Singe here.

[Gordy]

Makes too many goddamn threads to throw the citizens off guard by his willingness to be so open. Hands off the New Thread button.

[Singe]

At least they're not on your ass like some guys' hands...

[Naomi]

Great defense Singe.

[Beverly]

NAOMI U R SUCH A BITCH U KNO THAT

UR ALMOST AS NEGATIVE AS PUDGE FACED HANNA

[Gordy]

Hey now don't diss the MILF.

And Singe who are you referring to?

[Lloyd]

yeah... Gordy offered ME a hand-job.

[Judge Sam]

What happened to you ? In the beginning you were such a big and out there player. Now, Im lucky to hear a word from you. Im not sure whats going on. Did you go somewhere? Why are you keeping quiet? Im just curious.

You were really helping us citz, but then you just stopped, I dont know why. Im hoping that you'll be one of our big shots again, because I really think you're a help.

[Judge Sam]

You've been gone wayyy too long. I'm not happy about it, because you're a strong player. When you get back you better be the Singe we all knew, because we need help here. In the future, try not to let this happen. It really hurts the burg. However, other than your absence, you've been a great player. You're very analytical and supportive of the citizens. Thanks!

[Judge Sam]

Formerly our smartest "citizen", and now just someone who is not around very much.

I'm concerned about where I stand with him now, although I do not suspect him much. Overall I guess that without his strategy and wisdom here, we HAVE done better, but that could just be coincidence. I hope he does stick around because he was a former motivating force among us and he can probably do a world of good for us if he's not a spy.

[Singe]

I was on a sailboat for two weeks and got on the internet every chance I got

Now I'm back... and excited to see lots of spy blood running in the streets. Time to get to work

I'll note that I joined a family with Naomi because I wanted to keep a close eye on her... you know that saying "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Yeah, I definitely thought Naomi was a spy and I suspected Bev was a spy since after the Jeremiah exile. I was dead wrong on Emma and I never had a great read on Ang.

[Judge Sam]

What happened? You used to have a lot of intelligent things to say about the game and were the 'go-to' Cit to run theories by. Suddenly you've dissapeared and I don't know what to think of you anymore. You were on my 'watch' list even before you left but things are staring to get suspicious. You bailed just about when the Spies started getting caught left and right. Were you afraid of letting a secret slip? Or did you just become bored with the game? Please return to us because I think some of these guys could really use your analysis about now!

[Candy]

King Singe, your humble subject requests permission to interview you

bring it

Thank you, your highness. You said last night you wanted to buy me a drink. Who else have you pathetically tried to hit on?

Well, I think I said I'd buy you a drink except that you have a penis, but the odds of that are slim. I think I hit on Bev because I like her style. Even though she too has a penis.

And you don't

LOL

Oh sorry I'm asking questions. Who died and made you king? Sorry. I shouldn't ask that

Um, if I were king people would listen to me. They seem to listen to you actually. And you have a "Fan Club of the Dead", like those guys on the couch in Beetlejuice.

How insanely jealous does that make you?

Not terribly, I just want to win. As you can tell, approval rating ain't what I'm after.

I loved this question when Damon asked it to me. I'm gonna forward it to you. If you had to name two targets to be the likely ORTHO Spies who would they be and why? Do you think they're working together outwardly or is it a private bond?

No, I don't think they're working together outwardly you dink. Because if they were we'd squash them under one foot. Their private bond runs deep however. They roam the streets at night hopped up on Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

Keep typing because you haven't answered the question.

Um, two people. Sorry, I'm leading a raid in Warcraft. *blushes* Candy and Leon. Next most likely pair: Damon and Summer maybe?

Keep typing because you haven't answered the question.

Um, Candy and Leon because they've focused on nailing the trad, and they acted weird together, primarily Leon. when I accused leon of being a spy with my fake inv. Damon because he's too conveniently in and out. Summer because she plays like she has something to hide a lot, and she was too focused on Cain as well.
Like you were. WOO TRAD DIE TRAD DIE

I'm stealing this question from Hannah: What do u think of ppl forming alliances? Would u or have u formed one?

Never, alliances are inherently bad. You should never trust anyone ever and anyone who forms an alliance is probably a spy with that person. Great question, next?

"You should never trust anyone ever" Explain then why you keep fucking annoying me with statements like "You really should trust me Candy"

Because you should be expected to take it as bad as you dish it. And you annoy the fuck out of everyone too. Pity that wasn't Rankings #4

ANSWER THE QUESTION

second killing a Bloodwarder Legionairre. DIE INFIDEL!

ok, so I annoy you by asking you that because I don't see how you can actually suspect me of certain things, cause that implies you don't have a cerebral cortex. Like you suspecting me of killing Damon or whatever. er Johan. whatever the fuck the lurker's name was

I can not suspect you but also not trust you. Why are you so desperate for my trust? In fact, why are you so desperate for everyone you talk to to say they trust you?

In all seriousness: One way I find spies is cause they overtrust or undertrust. Based on available evidence. So I'm gauging you.

Who overtrusts and who undertrusts?

Faizah voting me is kind of bizarre. She hasnt asked me a question in weeks. You'd think you'd be curious about your main suspect.

let's see. bunni overtrusted then undertrusted then overtrusted but i have a good vibe read from her so meh. zander undertrusts mistaki and overtrusts you. hannah and summer overtrust you. masaki is fairly balanced. you are fairly balanced as far as i can tell. damon's about right

Cain, Masaki, and the jury votes and tiebreaker. Discuss.

huh? the switch of those two ortho - trad icks? weird, made me suspect the fatemaker data. looks almost like spies trying to set up cits as spies

Elaborate

well, they wanted to make someone look bad so they took cain's/mistaki's vote away. then they wanted to make them look like they were getting a favor from the spies, ie spies themselves. weird that it revrersed perfectly. possible collaboration there

Ask a question and then answer it. Make it witty and relevant.

Singe, how are you so sure you're a Cit? I mean, you've fooled people before.

Um, all you really need to do is read between the lines. If I'm manipulating, I'm a spy. If I'm not trying for real, I'm a spy. If my behavior smells funky, I'm a spy. I smell like strawberries this game, ergo I am a Cit.